Ties Cause Blindness!

Take that, you dress code fanatics!

Wearing your tie too tight could put you at increased risk of blindness, say doctors.

The small study in New York measured the pressure of the fluid in the eyeball in a small group of men before and after they attached their tie.

They found a significant rise - and warn that long-term pressure rises have been linked to the condition glaucoma.

(My new employer in fact has a very liberal dress code; not quite as liberal as our old complete non-policy, but close enough for comfort.)